Gag Reflex

Think kids aren't affected by our current political discourse? I over heard this at my son's basketball tryouts last night:
"Danny is a great dribbler . . . . but here's what Danny doesn't want you to know: Danny never passes the ball. To Anybody. And according to his coach last year, he takes "wild" shots from "downtown". Is this the kind of player we want as our point guard? Danny, too risky, too wild."
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